Okay, I have to 'fess up here. So, I was at a formal ceremony, with RCMP representation present. And I sidled up to the constable. And I asked him about the boots. And he beamed a huge, gracious, kinda hot Mountie smile at me. And he said, "I'd tell you about the secrets of the boots, but then I'd have to kill you. They're our best kept secret."

I LOVE Mounties.

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