Viggo Stalking Made Easy
Sep. 14th, 2006 09:23 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
history_gurl1. Go to Toronto International Film Festival to see his new movie.
2. Scoff when![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
aithine says, "You know who those reserved seats are for, right?"
3. Have small seizure when he walks into theatre with the two female leads and the director, while wearing a lovely red t-shirt, fantastic jeans and shiny boots.
4. Drool and take many pictures when he answers questions after movie.
5. Scoff whenaithine says, "You're gonna get his autograph, right?"
6. Stand in the line (for less than fifteen minutes) for impromptu autograph session with eleventy bazillion other women who are not screaming pre-teen girls.
7. Be the last person he signs an autograph for.
8. Swoon, because he spelled your name right without asking for any but the last letter.
9. Leave theatre, have stroke.
All in all, a very successful day. Pictures later after we eat.
Oh, and just for the record, Jesus loves me even though I don't believe. And I may have used up all my good karma.
2. Scoff when
aithine says, "You know who those reserved seats are for, right?"3. Have small seizure when he walks into theatre with the two female leads and the director, while wearing a lovely red t-shirt, fantastic jeans and shiny boots.
4. Drool and take many pictures when he answers questions after movie.
5. Scoff when
aithine says, "You're gonna get his autograph, right?"6. Stand in the line (for less than fifteen minutes) for impromptu autograph session with eleventy bazillion other women who are not screaming pre-teen girls.
7. Be the last person he signs an autograph for.
8. Swoon, because he spelled your name right without asking for any but the last letter.
9. Leave theatre, have stroke.
All in all, a very successful day. Pictures later after we eat.
Oh, and just for the record, Jesus loves me even though I don't believe. And I may have used up all my good karma.
