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Okay, so I wrote this ages (wow, almost a year) ago for a prompt on sg1_five_things. The prompt was "Five ways Rodney ends all life in the universe by accident."

I then promptly (pun intended), forgot to post it. Then life got all hectic and it languished on my hard drive ... for almost a YEAR. Sheesh, I need to get on eljay more.

Anyways, here it is. Poor aithine did outstanding beta duty on this for me, but it's been so long she's probably forgotten all about it by now. Please to be excusing her for all errors, they are mine, mine, mine.

Warnings: Um, the universe ends? Repeatedly? Also, spoilers for SG1 "Redemption" and SGA "The Game". Hmm, that should be all.

( Rodney Is the End of the World )

I wrote this for aithine for her birthday. She asked for John/Rodney, fingers, chocolate, raspberries and voyeurism. Sheesh, pushy much? *bg*

So, anyway, here there be porn.

Title: Dated
Author: hg
Warnings: nope, unless you get squicked by boy on boy action
Length: approx. 1600 words

( Story )

So, just a little something else I wrote.

It's actually all aithine's fault. She posted a rant about juvenile stories and behaviours, then she wrote the "crack!fic" to go with it. And somewhere in there, I said I'd write the song!fic to accompany it.

So, here you go, seriously tongue in cheek crackfic songfic little ficlet.

( Here there be fic )

Okay, so, there is blame to be spread here.

First, there was sdraevn with her request for porny little stories about what happened on that darn balcony. Then, there was coreopsis with her NOT porny ficlet. Then, there was a comment in her story about how it would be almost impossible to write a porny story for the balcony ... and while I agree in principle, my tired, whiny head said "Hmmm, wonder how I could make that work?"

Finally there was aithine as always, doing beta duty for the crazy, tired lady. Thanks hon!

So, there you go, a chain of evidence that leads to this somewhat dishevelled place. Enjoy.

Short, missing scene for Siege III. They don't belong to me, I wish they did. No droolworthy characters were seriously harmed in the making of this fic.

( Almost )

Title: Worth Noticing
Author: hg
For: aprilblood
Pairing: Bates/Grodin
Rating: R


This is my prime_not_prime ficathon entry. I wrote it for aprilblood who wanted Bates/Grodin and men at work. Hope this works for ya. *g*

ETA: Big thanks to bladelover and aithine for reading the many drafts of this story. Couldn't have done it without you ladies.

( Worth Noticing )

Okay, this is the fic I wanted to write for the enclosed spaces challenge on sga_flashfic. Of course, it would not cooperate then. *sigh* Anyway ...

( Conflict Resolution )

This is my first foray into SGA fanfic, originally written for the sga_flashfic First Night Challenge. It has been beta'd for grammar and style, but not for characterization, so I hope it stands up well. Sheppard POV.



Title: These Hands
Author: hg
Rating: G



( These Hands )

Oh, and big thanks to noctudiae for the icon.